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You're a gunman mm so I thought you might appreciate what happened....
Sat morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. First I stopped at a gas station where this drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella (didn’t appreciate that part)Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?I thought for a few seconds and asked "What kind of ammo ya got?"
I didn't get anythingWait until next year is a terrible philosophy
Hope is not a strategy
RIP
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Just ordered some new weightlifting gloves and wrist supports(old men need these).http://shop.cafepress.com/content/global/img/spacer.gifOK, let's try this again...
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Originally posted by FRESH View PostJust ordered some new weightlifting gloves and wrist supports(old men need these).We're looking for people that are fundamentally different,” vice president of player personnel Andy Weidl said Saturday night. “The love and passion for football, it's non-negotiable. They're caring, their character, they do the right thing persistently, and they have a relentless playing style that you can see on tape. The motor, it burns hot. You see them finishing plays. They have a team-first mentality. They're selfless individuals.
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LOL, this was supposed to be in the Amazon thread. See what I mean about getting old!http://shop.cafepress.com/content/global/img/spacer.gifOK, let's try this again...
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Originally posted by NoDakIggle` View Postthe dreaded shartWe're looking for people that are fundamentally different,” vice president of player personnel Andy Weidl said Saturday night. “The love and passion for football, it's non-negotiable. They're caring, their character, they do the right thing persistently, and they have a relentless playing style that you can see on tape. The motor, it burns hot. You see them finishing plays. They have a team-first mentality. They're selfless individuals.
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That is precisely why I don't wear tight white shorts any more.http://shop.cafepress.com/content/global/img/spacer.gifOK, let's try this again...
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wife is getting a colonoscopy tomorrow. Showed her that pic and told her to wear dark panties. Got a shot in the ribs for my efforts.We're looking for people that are fundamentally different,” vice president of player personnel Andy Weidl said Saturday night. “The love and passion for football, it's non-negotiable. They're caring, their character, they do the right thing persistently, and they have a relentless playing style that you can see on tape. The motor, it burns hot. You see them finishing plays. They have a team-first mentality. They're selfless individuals.
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Originally posted by musicman View Postwife is getting a colonoscopy tomorrow. Showed her that pic and told her to wear dark panties. Got a shot in the ribs for my efforts.
LOL! A guy that used to work with me (since retired) was scheduled to have a colonoscopy. He procrastinated with his preparation for the procedure, drinking the laxative all at once on the morning of the procedure instead of smaller doses over the prescribed time frame. He was good until he pulled up in front of the hospital. He exited his car, and started to walk toward the building. He made it to the door, close enough to see the receptionist's puzzled face as he proceeded to shit his pants.
He calmly walked back to his car, opened his trunk and got a tarp out, covered the driver's seat, got in and drove home.
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there was a guy at the hospital the other day, took his medicine, was all cleaned out and his procedure was the following week.We're looking for people that are fundamentally different,” vice president of player personnel Andy Weidl said Saturday night. “The love and passion for football, it's non-negotiable. They're caring, their character, they do the right thing persistently, and they have a relentless playing style that you can see on tape. The motor, it burns hot. You see them finishing plays. They have a team-first mentality. They're selfless individuals.
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Originally posted by musicman View Postthere was a guy at the hospital the other day, took his medicine, was all cleaned out and his procedure was the following week.
Unless, of course, the physician is an ex-member of the local Cigar Club who was banned as a result of his extremely poor impulse control.
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