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  • Kobe likes the Eagles' chances

    Last edited by sfphillyfan; 01-08-2009, 02:33 PM.
    Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd kill you and everyone you cared about!

  • #2
    That was pretty cool.
    http://shop.cafepress.com/content/global/img/spacer.gifOK, let's try this again...

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    • #3
      Wow - I actually liked Kobe for a second!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by stevemc View Post
        Wow - I actually liked Kobe for a second!
        I hated Kobe cause he was on the Lakers but once Shaq left, I realized I just hated Shaq. Everytime that big dumb asshole is on the floor, I wish for to tear every ligament in his body.

        If not for the fact that he's on the Laker, Kobe is a great competitor. I love his desire to rip your heart out. I've really come to respect Kobe.

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        • #5
          Cool deal! Like that give-and-take he had there.
          "Philly fans are great....It's the only place where you pull up on the bus and you've got the grandfather, the grandmother, the kids and the grandkids - everybody flicking you off. At other stadiums, they give you the thumbs-down. Here, they give you the middle finger.”
          — Michael Strahan

          "No one likes us, no one likes us, no one likes us, we don’t care, we’re from Philly, F—-ing Philly, No one likes us, we don’t care!”
          - Jason Kelce with the best championship speech ever

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          • #6
            I think as a competitor - Kobe is at a Jordanesque level. My gripe was that he continually tried to distance himself from Philly. He didn't want to associate himself with the area and said he was a west coast kid, etc. If he starts embracing his Philly roots? He's alright by me.

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            • #7
              Kobe How's my ass taste?
              Whatcha Gonna Do Brother, When the Eagles run wild on you?

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              • #8
                I never understood why it was funny/acceptable to ask another man how your ass tastes. But that's just me.

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                • #9
                  I never understood it either. and the whole part about rapping about how kobe is the reason you're getting a divorce, creepy...

                  I did like the vasectomy line, though.



                  Check it
                  You know how I be
                  Last week Kobe couldn’t do without me
                  You know how I be
                  Last week Kobe couldn’t do without me
                  I call my self big
                  But I am not as big as Biggie
                  I call my self big
                  Cuz I live next to Diddy
                  Excuse me, Diddy lives next to me
                  So in the hood dog I feel like B.I.G
                  Cuz if Biggie was still here
                  He would be right there
                  All star in a mansion somewhere
                  Chillin’
                  Sitting on a half of Billion
                  Me and and gusta *BEEP* that’s half a Billion
                  For real dog and now thats B.I.G.
                  Aint nobody in the world doing it bigger than me
                  That’s Like a white boy trying to be more nigger than me
                  That’s Like a homeless cat having more fingers than me
                  That’s Like Patrick Ewing having more rings than me
                  That’s like rapper having more cars and things than me
                  That’s like you saying to yourself that your better than me
                  That’s like Kareem saying to himself he’s better than me

                  Now stop, think about that
                  It aint about that
                  Its about B.I.G. AKA Big Shaq
                  Now that’s the difference between 1st and last place
                  Kobe tell me how my ass tastes?
                  Okay
                  Kobe tell me how my ass tastes?
                  I’m horse
                  Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting a divorce
                  He said Shaq gave the *beep* a mill
                  I don’t do that cuz my name is Shaquille
                  I love em
                  I don’t leave em
                  I got a vasectomy
                  Now I can’t breed em
                  Kobe you cant do without me
                  Kobe you cant do without me
                  Everybody
                  Kobe tell me how my ass taste
                  Yeah you cant do without me
                  Yeah you cant do without me
                  Yeah you cant do without me
                  Everybody
                  Kobe tell me how my ass taste
                  Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd kill you and everyone you cared about!

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                  • #10
                    Makes me think of the ol Lil Rascals joke:

                    Teacher: "The next word is "dictate". Buckwheat, can you spell dictate?"

                    Buckwheat: "D-I-C-T-A-T-E, dictate"

                    Teacher: "Wonderful. Can you use it in a sentence?"

                    Buckwheat " Hey Darla, how my dictate?"
                    http://shop.cafepress.com/content/global/img/spacer.gifOK, let's try this again...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by sfphillyfan View Post
                      I hated Kobe cause he was on the Lakers but once Shaq left, I realized I just hated Shaq. Everytime that big dumb asshole is on the floor, I wish for to tear every ligament in his body.

                      If not for the fact that he's on the Laker, Kobe is a great competitor. I love his desire to rip your heart out. I've really come to respect Kobe.

                      Shaq was the only one of the two I ever liked. Kobe is a stuck up asshole. This is from personal experience.
                      FRESH > cancer

                      I hate everything the Cowboys stand for. If you think they are America's team, then you support everything that is wrong with America. The excess, the greed, the lack of maturity, the lack of responsibility, the lack of control. - Luzinski's Gut

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