***Dallas Sucks!!!!!***

[JackieBlue]

"You know- I was thinking... You know- I've been listing to the ... You know, Radio/TV... and uhhhmm- Funny how- Here in Dallas, I feel like I'm thinking these things like "Mallard Duck's" feet don't git cold in 23 degrees water, and that Dallas sucks-n-whatnot... And ya'll know that anyhoo-- ... And then ya hear that Romo guy at the Press Conf. saying things like; "Phallus Shucks!" I know Roy Williams Sucks- And I had to let'ya'all know- The Whole Fvckin' world know that I- not U- Just I...I with all my teamates want ya's all to know that... DALLAS SUCKS! "

[MDFAN]

Ummmm, Dullass Still Sucks!!!!!!!!!

[BIGPHILLY]

Ummmm, Dullass Still Sucks!!!!!!!!!

Can we keep quoting this post to copy this picture 50,000 times?

[MDFAN]

Only as long as Romo is in the league.

[BIGPHILLY]

[saratoga]

Too bad that Grammer guy didn't swing his leg through and do a Charlie Brown!

[MDFAN]

Or we could do a caption this contest..............



"Get up pussy, gunslingers don't cry!"

And Oh Yea, Dullass Still Sucks!

[Jukin]

Bill quit because of me didn't he?
Yeah he did and now we're stuck
with the headcase. Thanks a lot you asshole!!

[FRESH]

For those who insist on padding thier post count, please contribute to this thread to help enlighten the world to the concept that we all hold so dear......

That singe truth, that cannot be disputed...as surely as death and taxes, DALLAS SUCKS!!!!!!!!

[MDFAN]

Dullass still sucks---------as real as death and taxes!

[tinopuno]

Eagle's Poet Laureate Joey "Pineapple Nuts" Montecalvo recently penned this limerick:

Consider the QB named Romo
Who's flub we've seen often in Slo Mo
Jerruh claims he's a winner
Jessica called him a sinner
But the smart money says he's a homo!








Oh, and Joey wanted us all to know:








DALLAS SUCKS

[FRESH]

Sad that we only have 160 posts proclaiming that DALLAS SUCKS!

What is wrong with you people?????????????

[MDFAN]

Can't you count--- it's 162 see??????/

and Dullass Still sucks!!!!!!!!!!

[leifdawg]

I just had this crazy dream where Dallas didn't suck, but then I woke up and realized that it was just a dream and that Dallas does indeed suck.

[Jukin]

Re: ***Dallas Sucks!!!!!***

Important update.... the sky is still blue, the sun still rises in the east and sets in the west and Dallas still sucks!!!