I got this email from a friend of mine who's a Giants fan. It's in response to me busting his balls a little. I love the trash-talk at this time of year!!
Really? You have an ex-convict taking snaps. He spent his lock out time petitioning congress to outlaw dog fighting. In his 20+ months in Federal Prison no one told him dog fighting was already a federal crime?
You’re #1 WR weighs less than my 6 year old and is scared to go across the middle. One hit and he’s history.
You’re #2 WR has a mysterious illness and can’t ride a stationary bike. (in all seriousness I hope he’s OK. I wouldn’t wish him a real life ill-ness, just something so he misses a few games)
You’re #3 WR is great (but only because his name is Riley)
You’re #4 WR …oh, you probably don’t have one. What about that Moss guy….maybe TO
You’re best receiver before Monday was Asante Samuel.
Defensive gameplan to stop the Eagles:
Step 1- play soft on Jackson, but line up a safety and lineback to blow him up when he catches a ball over the middle in the first quarter- see you in 3 weeks
Step 2- blitz the hell out of vick, but use 2 spies (a safety and linebacker). Don’t worry about covering the wr’s because they wont have time to get open. Celeck will have to stay in to block on every play, so he wont be a receiving option
Step 3- pump fake on Asante Samuel and burn him deep with hakeem Nicks (repeat as needed)
Step 4- run through the defensive line. It’s still weak, especially without peterson. You improved the secondary. Won’t help when bradshaw and Jacobs run for 225 yards and 4 td’s.
Step 5- Not required…..
You’re #1 WR weighs less than my 6 year old and is scared to go across the middle. One hit and he’s history.
You’re #2 WR has a mysterious illness and can’t ride a stationary bike. (in all seriousness I hope he’s OK. I wouldn’t wish him a real life ill-ness, just something so he misses a few games)
You’re #3 WR is great (but only because his name is Riley)
You’re #4 WR …oh, you probably don’t have one. What about that Moss guy….maybe TO
You’re best receiver before Monday was Asante Samuel.
Defensive gameplan to stop the Eagles:
Step 1- play soft on Jackson, but line up a safety and lineback to blow him up when he catches a ball over the middle in the first quarter- see you in 3 weeks
Step 2- blitz the hell out of vick, but use 2 spies (a safety and linebacker). Don’t worry about covering the wr’s because they wont have time to get open. Celeck will have to stay in to block on every play, so he wont be a receiving option
Step 3- pump fake on Asante Samuel and burn him deep with hakeem Nicks (repeat as needed)
Step 4- run through the defensive line. It’s still weak, especially without peterson. You improved the secondary. Won’t help when bradshaw and Jacobs run for 225 yards and 4 td’s.
Step 5- Not required…..
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