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  • Re: ***Dallas Sucks!!!!!***

    I've decided that even Jer-ruh's plastic surgeon sucks.............

    BUT in his favor he still doesn't SUCK as much as the Dullass Cowgirls do!

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      Those Jerry pictures made me puke, but I'll still made it back to the computer to post...

      DALLAS SUCKS!!!
      Whatcha Gonna Do Brother, When the Eagles run wild on you?

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        In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
        2: And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
        3: And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
        4: And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
        5: And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
        6: And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
        7: And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
        8: And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
        9: And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
        10: And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
        11: And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
        12: And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
        13: And the evening and the morning were the third day.
        14: And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
        15: And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
        16: And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
        17: And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
        18: And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
        19: And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
        20: And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
        21: And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
        22: And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
        23: And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
        24: And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
        25: And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
        26: And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
        27: So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
        28: And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
        29: And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
        30: And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.
        31: And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
        32: And on the seventh day, God looked upon his work and and said, "Oh man!! What the fluck did I do?!?! Dallas sucks!!! And so shall suck forever more!
        Official Driver of the Eagles Bandwagon!!!
        Bleedin' Green since birth!

        "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many." - Mike Willey

        ”Enjoy The Ride!!!” - Bob Marcus

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          Wow, You're lucky, #32 saved you from a required reprimand for bringing religion onto our board------- buy what they hey----- as long as the last line is-----------------------------

          Dullass Still Sucks!!! It's all good!

          And it really is comforting to know that God agrees!

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            Originally posted by MDFAN
            And it really is comforting to know that God agrees!
            Of course He does... that's why they made the opening in the roof. So God could look down on the Cowboys and say, "Yep, they STILL Suck!!!!"
            Official Driver of the Eagles Bandwagon!!!
            Bleedin' Green since birth!

            "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many." - Mike Willey

            ”Enjoy The Ride!!!” - Bob Marcus

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              "the jury, having found the defendant guilty of sucking in the first degree, sentence the Cowboys to SUCK EVEN MORE!

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                Originally posted by Jukin
                Originally posted by MDFAN
                And it really is comforting to know that God agrees!
                Of course He does... that's why they made the opening in the roof. So God could look down on the Cowboys and say, "Yep, they STILL Suck!!!!"
                Damn I hate that roof, it really hurts my visibility when watching the game. Especially if it's a 4:15 game.
                Whatcha Gonna Do Brother, When the Eagles run wild on you?

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                  Originally posted by leifdawg
                  Originally posted by Jukin
                  Originally posted by MDFAN
                  And it really is comforting to know that God agrees!
                  Of course He does... that's why they made the opening in the roof. So God could look down on the Cowboys and say, "Yep, they STILL Suck!!!!"
                  Damn I hate that roof, it really hurts my visibility when watching the game. Especially if it's a 4:15 game.
                  That stadium is Gods toilet bowl! Dallas SUCKS!!!
                  Stand for the flag you assholes!

                  Eagles, Flyers Phillies fan since 1977. GO O'S!!

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                  • Re: ***Dallas Sucks!!!!!***

                    Just in time for the holiday season, now, before, later and forevermore...

                    DALLAS SUCKS!!!

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                      Anyone hear the giant sucking sound??????????

                      Yup, it's Dallas week!
                      http://shop.cafepress.com/content/global/img/spacer.gifOK, let's try this again...

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                      • Re: ***Dallas Sucks!!!!!***

                        A great win today just goes to show...... (wait for it fellows)

















































                        Dallas Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!
                        Official Driver of the Eagles Bandwagon!!!
                        Bleedin' Green since birth!

                        "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many." - Mike Willey

                        ”Enjoy The Ride!!!” - Bob Marcus

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                          Hey, Dullass!! You lost today!! Thanks for the win, we appreciate it!!!!!

                          DALLAS SUCKS!!!
                          "Philly fans are great....It's the only place where you pull up on the bus and you've got the grandfather, the grandmother, the kids and the grandkids - everybody flicking you off. At other stadiums, they give you the thumbs-down. Here, they give you the middle finger.”
                          — Michael Strahan

                          "No one likes us, no one likes us, no one likes us, we don’t care, we’re from Philly, F—-ing Philly, No one likes us, we don’t care!”
                          - Jason Kelce with the best championship speech ever

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                            Oh, and this definitely belongs in this thread:
                            "Philly fans are great....It's the only place where you pull up on the bus and you've got the grandfather, the grandmother, the kids and the grandkids - everybody flicking you off. At other stadiums, they give you the thumbs-down. Here, they give you the middle finger.”
                            — Michael Strahan

                            "No one likes us, no one likes us, no one likes us, we don’t care, we’re from Philly, F—-ing Philly, No one likes us, we don’t care!”
                            - Jason Kelce with the best championship speech ever

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                              As if we didn't know, todays game was simply more proof.............

                              DALLAS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
                              http://shop.cafepress.com/content/global/img/spacer.gifOK, let's try this again...

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                                Freshie I was just doing a search for this and you beat me to it. Great minds.... well there's no place for great minds on this board, so never mind!!

                                I just wanted to say that ...

                                Romo Sucks!!!

                                TO Sucks!!!

                                Jer-ah Sucks!!!

                                But most of all...



                                Dallas Sucks!!!
                                Official Driver of the Eagles Bandwagon!!!
                                Bleedin' Green since birth!

                                "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many." - Mike Willey

                                ”Enjoy The Ride!!!” - Bob Marcus

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