The Cowboys game plan revolved around keeping the ball away from the Rams and burning the clock by establishing and maintaining the Run throughout the game. Instead, the Ewok had the runs all night, shitting the bed for 3 hours plus. Other than the one 15 yard cut back around the right end, Mr Shit-for-Face amassed 32 yards on 19 carries.
The Turds were 1 for 10 on 3rd down. That's actually not all that good in today's NFL, especially against the Rams terrible secondary. The Turd Defense, the supposed strength of this team of destiny, was also not all that good. They did, however, meet Jason Garrett's strict demand of limiting the Rams to under 300 yards rushing...just barely.
Michael Irvin, in a recent saliva showering, borderline psychotic rant had predicted that the Turds performance in the playoffs this year would "return them to their rightful place among the Kings of the NFL." I think he actually meant "The Queens".
The Turds were 1 for 10 on 3rd down. That's actually not all that good in today's NFL, especially against the Rams terrible secondary. The Turd Defense, the supposed strength of this team of destiny, was also not all that good. They did, however, meet Jason Garrett's strict demand of limiting the Rams to under 300 yards rushing...just barely.
Michael Irvin, in a recent saliva showering, borderline psychotic rant had predicted that the Turds performance in the playoffs this year would "return them to their rightful place among the Kings of the NFL." I think he actually meant "The Queens".
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