How many times have we witnessed this out-of-control malcontent with the same look on
his face, as captured for this piece in the 'Onion' :
"Brandon Jacobs Furious At Giants Coaching Staff For Not Giving Him More Yards Per Carry
NEW YORK—Giants running back Brandon Jacobs was reportedly furious with coaches following a team meeting Tuesday, loudly expressing his displeasure and demanding more yards per carry. “I work really hard at practice and study the playbook, but then they constantly have me getting tackled by the first defensive player I make contact with,” said Jacobs, complaining that the coaches rarely reward his labor with a touchdown-scoring run. “They’re giving [Ahmad] Bradshaw more yards per carry than me. They like him better. I don’t get it. Seems like I get all the negative rushes or the ones for really short yardage. How is this supposed to make me feel appreciated?” Backup quarterback David Carr expressed empathy for Jacobs, claiming the team has repeatedly ignored his requests for better throwing mechanics, a stronger arm, and more accurate passes."
LINK:http://www.theonion.com/articles/bra...taff-fo,26550/
While hilarious, the Onion's satirical jab at this self-absorbed POS is not at all far removed from
the real Jacobs. The asshole always seems ready to explode about some injustice that has been done to him.
Hysterical personality disorder and borderline mental retardation can make for a bad combination in
someone as big as Jacobs. Fortunately, Jacobs' displays of anger are usually restricted to empty
verbal threats and throwing his oversized helmet.
his face, as captured for this piece in the 'Onion' :
"Brandon Jacobs Furious At Giants Coaching Staff For Not Giving Him More Yards Per Carry
NEW YORK—Giants running back Brandon Jacobs was reportedly furious with coaches following a team meeting Tuesday, loudly expressing his displeasure and demanding more yards per carry. “I work really hard at practice and study the playbook, but then they constantly have me getting tackled by the first defensive player I make contact with,” said Jacobs, complaining that the coaches rarely reward his labor with a touchdown-scoring run. “They’re giving [Ahmad] Bradshaw more yards per carry than me. They like him better. I don’t get it. Seems like I get all the negative rushes or the ones for really short yardage. How is this supposed to make me feel appreciated?” Backup quarterback David Carr expressed empathy for Jacobs, claiming the team has repeatedly ignored his requests for better throwing mechanics, a stronger arm, and more accurate passes."
LINK:http://www.theonion.com/articles/bra...taff-fo,26550/
While hilarious, the Onion's satirical jab at this self-absorbed POS is not at all far removed from
the real Jacobs. The asshole always seems ready to explode about some injustice that has been done to him.
Hysterical personality disorder and borderline mental retardation can make for a bad combination in
someone as big as Jacobs. Fortunately, Jacobs' displays of anger are usually restricted to empty
verbal threats and throwing his oversized helmet.
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