10. Is your bat corked too?
9. I know we’re not suppose to talk about the grand jury case or steroids, so could we just measure your biceps please?
8. Is your knee really injured and will it affect your ability to hit more then 40 HR this year?
7. If Babe Ruth was black and playing in the 21st century, would he be taking steroids and living in the real world?
6. If Babe Ruth is white and you’re black, what does that equate to in real world home runs?
5. Who would win in an arm wrestling match between you and Canseco.
4. If we bring up the issue of steroids, then it’s a “rerun” and if we bring it up again would it then be considered in syndication?
3. Have you been on extreme makeover lately? There’s not a blemish on your skin this season.
2. Is there any truth in the rumor about you and Canseco in the octagon?
1. Don’t ask what it is but, can I rub some cream on your legs?
_________________
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
- Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')
Previous Sports Angel: Merilee
9. I know we’re not suppose to talk about the grand jury case or steroids, so could we just measure your biceps please?
8. Is your knee really injured and will it affect your ability to hit more then 40 HR this year?
7. If Babe Ruth was black and playing in the 21st century, would he be taking steroids and living in the real world?
6. If Babe Ruth is white and you’re black, what does that equate to in real world home runs?
5. Who would win in an arm wrestling match between you and Canseco.
4. If we bring up the issue of steroids, then it’s a “rerun” and if we bring it up again would it then be considered in syndication?
3. Have you been on extreme makeover lately? There’s not a blemish on your skin this season.
2. Is there any truth in the rumor about you and Canseco in the octagon?
1. Don’t ask what it is but, can I rub some cream on your legs?
_________________
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
- Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')
Previous Sports Angel: Merilee
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