Easy Cure

[NoDakIggle]

….to the Eagles woes. Just gotta stop have sex. Should've known.

https://www.phillyvoice.com/philadel...29-linebacker/

[Eagle60]

Maybe we should just make them unics.

[MDFAN]

Yeah, sounds like a good plan...................... from 1922.

[tinopuno]

Our HS Football Coach, who was also the 12th grade Biology teacher, swore by the importance of abstinence for at least 48 hours prior to a game. He was kinda of old school and pretty naive because all he counseled against was "Masturbation". My very libidinous girl friend and and I, who could have inspired Bob Seger's "Night Moves", had no problem complying with the the Coach's "No Masturbation" rule.



Silly Coach!

[Eagle60]

Unless you get a blow job an hour before the game I think that you're OK. If you do get one an hour before I start worrying in the locker room.

[tinopuno]

Unless you get a blow job an hour before the game I think that you're OK. If you do get one an hour before I start worrying in the locker room.

Is Half Time OK?

[Eagle60]

Is Half Time OK?

If you play for Dallas.

[tinopuno]

If you play for Dallas.

Dallas doesn't always wait for Half Time.
If the need arises, they erect the Medical Exam Tent during the game for Elliott to give blow jobs or to beat up on a cheer leader if he's having a bad game.