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    Seeing as though you guys hammered my Ponders, I thought that I'd give you a new target. Without further ado, I give you DUCKY!!


    I saw a girl wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "implants". She hit me.
    "Hey Giants, who's your Daddy?"

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    "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theismann



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    • #3
      Originally posted by stocknowledge View Post
      That's just wrong Stock.
      "Hey Giants, who's your Daddy?"

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      • #4
        You're right, Popper! Sorry!
        "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theismann



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        • #5
          More on "Ducky"

          US woman, Disney settle theme park groping suit


          – Tue May 17, 1:25 pm ET
          PHILADELPHIA – A woman who claimed she was groped by Donald Duck during a visit to the Epcot theme park has settled her federal lawsuit against Disney.
          Court documents indicate April Magolon settled her lawsuit against the entertainment giant last week. She had sued Walt Disney Parks and Resorts last year claiming a costumed park employee grabbed her breast during a May 2008 visit to the Florida park.
          The Upper Darby woman claimed she had nightmares, digestive problems and other permanent injuries. She sought more than $50,000 in compensation plus punitive damages.
          Magolon's attorney didn't return a phone message left Tuesday. A Disney spokeswoman declined to discuss the details of the settlement.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Green With Envy View Post
            More on "Ducky"

            The Upper Darby woman claimed she had nightmares, digestive problems and other permanent injuries. She sought more than $50,000 in compensation plus punitive damages.

            This woman, who is quite obviously a slut, a liar and probably a socialist, is lucky she got a dime in view of the following:

            - The 8th Federal Circuit Court of Appeals overturned a lower courts' conviction of Donald Duck just last year on a similar charge. The typically business friendly judges found: 1) that Mr Duck; being white, wealthy and famous, was morally incapable of engaging in sexually inappropriate behavior; 2) the plaintiff had very likely dressed in a sexually provocative manner that would entice and invite a sexual advance by any healthy normal white adult male; and 3) that even if Mr Duck accidently touched the plaintiff's breasts with his hand or hands, the three fingered hand is technically not really a hand in a legal sense and could, therefore, NEVER group a woman.



            This Upper Darby bitch better hope the 8th Circuit boys don't get a hold of her tramp ass.

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            • #7
              while i'm not for theme park animals groping people, her "injuries" couldn't be more fake.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by stocknowledge View Post
                You're right, Popper! Sorry!
                I've got to admit that it's got me giggling though.
                "Hey Giants, who's your Daddy?"

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