Gnats fans...arrogant; vulgar; most know their football; faithful fans but realistic about their team's shortcomings; can be savage critics when the Gnats are shitty; most similar to Bird's fans; if you diss them, Gnat fans will fight when drinking.
Skins fans...also arrogant but in a childishly delusional sense; start each season fully expecting to win a Super Bowl after finishing 4-12 the previous year; condescending without any justification; even objective criticism of their team's short comings is sacrilege; some know their football, most don't; even the younger ones have large posters of Riggins and 'Coach' Gibbs in their bedrooms soaked with a viscous substance; if you diss them, Skins fans will pay someone to fight in their place when drinking.
Turd fans...by far the least knowledgeable most inclined to bandwagon jumping; most are much too stupid to qualify as arrogant; Cowboy's jerseys or jackets are easily the most popular NFL garb among Walmart regulars; most prefer sex with small farm animals to sex with their wives, many of whom are large farm animals; if you diss them, Turd fans will go home and beat up their wives when sober.
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