Despite Jerry's vouching for the purity of his soul and pointing out that the charges against him were baseless, it seems Ezekiel "The Modest One" will need to find other pursuits to fill his time for the first several games of the season.
Since his favorite pastime...beating on women...will probably need to be dialed back temporarily, how might our friend profitably spend his free time?
As a self described very successful 'ladies man', Ezekiel should take care not to let his good looks suffer during his down time. How about a really thorough facial massage at least once a week.
Here's the oh so lovable face....
And here's the facial massage implement I believe could best "tone him up"...
Any would be cosmetologists willing to lend a helping hand?
Since his favorite pastime...beating on women...will probably need to be dialed back temporarily, how might our friend profitably spend his free time?
As a self described very successful 'ladies man', Ezekiel should take care not to let his good looks suffer during his down time. How about a really thorough facial massage at least once a week.
Here's the oh so lovable face....
And here's the facial massage implement I believe could best "tone him up"...
Any would be cosmetologists willing to lend a helping hand?
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