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    Two former members of our favorite NFL team found their way into the news today. And in a truly shocking coincidence, both share an interest in common with our current favorite Cowboy player, Ezekiel Elliott. The common interest...they're all domestic abusers.

    First, former DE Greg Hardy. Greg swore when was finally cut by the Cowboys that he'd "earn" his way back to the NFL by proving he was a good person. Despite his highly prized skills as a pass rusher, old Greg has apparently failed to impress any NFL team with his newly minted "goodness" and has decided to pursue fame and fortune in MMA.

    Greg won his first MMA match tonight before a massive SRO crowd of 'approximately' 500 in FT Pierce, Fl. Many in the crowd expressed surprise that Greg had stepped up in class by actually fighting a man.

    LINK:http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/2...ise-warrior-21


    The second Ex Cowboy news maker had a less notorious NFL career but has made up for that by not just abusing a woman (his wife) but murdering her as well.

    Former Cowboy Line Backer Darnel McClanahan was arrested for killing his wife by stabbing her repeatedly in the neck with a knife. Michael Irvin, who has had some experience in this line of work, is reputed to have said Darnel should have gone with scissors rather than a knife..."It's the Cowboy way".

    LINK:http://www.totalprosports.com/2017/1...at-blames-cte/

    Those lovable Cowboy scalawags...they do really, really awful stuff but just you can't stop rooting for them.

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    That's some funny sheet there. Thanks for posting.
    Russian reporters to Bobby Clarke: Can you imagine hockey without fights?
    Robert Earle Clarke's response: Can you imagine vodka without alcohol?

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    • #3
      Wow Hardy and McClanahan are working hard at maintaining the cowpuke reputation as “America’s Turd”. Jerry must be so proud!
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        Anyone read ESPN magazine. Got a free subscription and have found it might be the worst mag in the world but.... they had an article on the kneeling in the NFL situation. Wrote a lot about the owner/player meeting in NY. Anyway, it intimates that Jerry stood up and said he was the senior owner in attendance and then started in on what he wanted to see happen. Seems a number of other owners are tired of his grandstanding and blew him off. Sounds like he may not have the sway he once did amongst owners. Good.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by NoDakIggle View Post
          Anyone read ESPN magazine. Got a free subscription and have found it might be the worst mag in the world but.... they had an article on the kneeling in the NFL situation. Wrote a lot about the owner/player meeting in NY. Anyway, it intimates that Jerry stood up and said he was the senior owner in attendance and then started in on what he wanted to see happen. Seems a number of other owners are tired of his grandstanding and blew him off. Sounds like he may not have the sway he once did amongst owners. Good.
          That's pretty much like announcing that you are the prettiest girl in the room LOL! What a jerk.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by NoDakIggle View Post
            Anyone read ESPN magazine. Got a free subscription and have found it might be the worst mag in the world but.... they had an article on the kneeling in the NFL situation. Wrote a lot about the owner/player meeting in NY. Anyway, it intimates that Jerry stood up and said he was the senior owner in attendance and then started in on what he wanted to see happen. Seems a number of other owners are tired of his grandstanding and blew him off. Sounds like he may not have the sway he once did amongst owners. Good.
            I'm sure the other owners are filled with glowing positive observations about Jerry that they sharewith one another behind his back...because they're sensitive to the embarrassment Jerry would feel if they expressed their sweeping admiration of him to his face.

            A sampling of the 'Jerry Love' flattery one would hear behind his back at an owners meeting would include ..."asshole, drunken fucking asshole, flaming asshole, senile asshole fuck, incredible asshole, decrepit old pants pissing asshole, King of All Assholes, whore chasing limp-dicked old asshole fuck, and, of course the most commonly heard term of endearment used to praise the self-proclaimed God Father of the NFL, "used-tampon-smoking-farm-animal-fucking-syphilis-infected-in-the-closet-cock sucking asshole."

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