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    ESPN ,ESPN 2 and 3 Comcast stations and the rest of my Channels really suck.
    We're looking for people that are fundamentally different,” vice president of player personnel Andy Weidl said Saturday night. “The love and passion for football, it's non-negotiable. They're caring, their character, they do the right thing persistently, and they have a relentless playing style that you can see on tape. The motor, it burns hot. You see them finishing plays. They have a team-first mentality. They're selfless individuals.

  • #2
    Originally posted by musicman View Post
    ESPN ,ESPN 2 and 3 Comcast stations and the rest of my Channels really suck.
    If you really want to barf watch some CNN. Get the heck out of there quick Bud!!
    "Hey Giants, who's your Daddy?"

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    • #3
      No NFL Channel right now sucks. I need info
      We're looking for people that are fundamentally different,” vice president of player personnel Andy Weidl said Saturday night. “The love and passion for football, it's non-negotiable. They're caring, their character, they do the right thing persistently, and they have a relentless playing style that you can see on tape. The motor, it burns hot. You see them finishing plays. They have a team-first mentality. They're selfless individuals.

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      • #4
        Feel better soon! Just keep checking here we will get the deals out there as quickly as we can today
        Were from Philly F in Philly no one likes us we DON'T CARE!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by musicman View Post
          No NFL Channel right now sucks. I need info
          Nothing starts until 4:00. ESPN will have as much as they do. If they let you out today you'll be home for it. Maybe the Birds will pull a miracle and get Pryor.
          "Hey Giants, who's your Daddy?"

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          • #6
            The worst part of my hospital stay will be the ride home. I am down in York and will be heading home RT 83 through Harrisburg during afternoon rush. My wife can't drive worth a crap. It should be fun.
            We're looking for people that are fundamentally different,” vice president of player personnel Andy Weidl said Saturday night. “The love and passion for football, it's non-negotiable. They're caring, their character, they do the right thing persistently, and they have a relentless playing style that you can see on tape. The motor, it burns hot. You see them finishing plays. They have a team-first mentality. They're selfless individuals.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by musicman View Post
              The worst part of my hospital stay will be the ride home. I am down in York and will be heading home RT 83 through Harrisburg during afternoon rush. My wife can't drive worth a crap. It should be fun.
              Drove that route at rush hour for many years. Good luck!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by musicman View Post
                The worst part of my hospital stay will be the ride home. I am down in York and will be heading home RT 83 through Harrisburg during afternoon rush. My wife can't drive worth a crap. It should be fun.
                My wife accuses me of that. Then again we're all victims LOL. Yesterday we were talking about something and she said "you're right" and I asked her if I could get it in writing.
                "Hey Giants, who's your Daddy?"

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                • #9
                  speaking OF NEVER BEING RIGHT....


                  ....and that's how the fight started



                  One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...

                  The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

                  When she asked me why, I replied,

                  "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

                  And that's how the fight started.....


                  My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

                  I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'

                  'No,' she answered. I then said,

                  'Is that your final answer?'

                  She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'

                  So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

                  And that's when the fight started...


                  My wife and I were sitting at a table at her school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

                  I asked her, "Do you know him?"

                  "Yes", she sighed,

                  "He's my old boyfriend.

                  I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since." "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

                  And then the fight started...


                  When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer... Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

                  When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

                  The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.


                  My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

                  She asked, "What's on TV?"

                  I said, "Dust."

                  And then the fight started...


                  Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

                  I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

                  And that's how the fight started....


                  My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

                  She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 180 in about 3 seconds.

                  I bought her a bathroom scale.

                  And then the fight started......


                  After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's Licence to verify my age.

                  I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

                  The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

                  She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

                  When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'

                  And then the fight started...


                  My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect."

                  And then the fight started...
                  "Hey Giants, who's your Daddy?"

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                  • #10
                    You aren't right. Haha
                    We're looking for people that are fundamentally different,” vice president of player personnel Andy Weidl said Saturday night. “The love and passion for football, it's non-negotiable. They're caring, their character, they do the right thing persistently, and they have a relentless playing style that you can see on tape. The motor, it burns hot. You see them finishing plays. They have a team-first mentality. They're selfless individuals.

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                    • #11
                      Hahaha nice 60.

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                      • #12
                        Oldie but goodies 60,, lots of chuckles........ as long as the mrs isn't around.

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