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  • 2010 Contest: 4th Quarter: Week 14

    #1 What will be the Eagles margin of victory (or loss) this week? (10 pts)
    a) 14 or more
    b) 7 -13
    c) 3 - 6
    d) 1-2
    e) lose by 3 or less
    f) lose by 4-7
    g) lose by 8 or more

    #2 over/under is 50.5 (10 pts)
    a) over
    b) under

    #3 How many yards rushing will the Eagles have? (10 pts)
    a) 0-99
    b) 100-149
    c) 150-199
    d) 200+


    #4 How many sacks will the Eagles have this week? (5 pts)
    a) 0-1
    b) 2-3
    c) 4-5
    d) 6+

    #5 How many INTs will the Eagles have? (5 pts)
    a) 0
    b) 1
    c) 2
    d) 3+

    #6 Will the Eagles score more points in the first half or the second half?? (5 pts)
    a) 1st
    b) 2nd


    #7 Will the special teams give up a runback past the 40 yard line? (5 pts)
    a) Yes
    b) No

    Tiebreaker: How many plastic surgeries will Jerry Jones have during halftime?
    Last edited by sfphillyfan; 12-14-2010, 05:31 PM.

  • #2
    #1 What will be the Eagles margin of victory (or loss) this week? (10 pts)
    a) 14 or more
    b) 7 -13
    c) 3 - 6
    d) 1-2
    e) lose by 3 or less
    f) lose by 4-7
    g) lose by 8 or more

    #2 over/under is 50.5 (10 pts)
    a) over
    b) under

    #3 How many yards rushing will the Eagles have? (10 pts)
    a) 0-99
    b) 100-149
    c) 150-199
    d) 200+


    #4 How many sacks will the Eagles have this week? (5 pts)
    a) 0-1
    b) 2-3
    c) 4-5
    d) 6+

    #5 How many INTs will the Eagles have? (5 pts)
    a) 0
    b) 1
    c) 2
    d) 3+

    #6 Will the Eagles score more points in the first half or the second half?? (5 pts)
    a) 1st
    b) 2nd


    #7 Will the special teams give up a runback past the 40 yard line? (5 pts)
    a) Yes
    b) No

    Tiebreaker: How many plastic surgeries will Jerry Jones have during halftime?

    Zero. He has to wait at least 3 months before having any elective surgery after having Wade removed from his ass.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by sfphillyfan View Post
      #1 what will be the eagles margin of victory (or loss) this week? (10 pts)
      a) 14 or more
      b) 7 -13high scoring game
      c) 3 - 6
      d) 1-2
      e) lose by 3 or less
      f) lose by 4-7
      g) lose by 8 or more

      #2 over/under is 50.5 (10 pts)
      a over b) under

      #3 how many yards rushing will the eagles have? (10 pts)
      a) 0-99
      b)100-149 shady with 100 by himself
      c) 150-199
      d) 200+


      #4 how many sacks will the eagles have this week? (5 pts)
      a) 0-1
      b) 2 - 3
      c) 4-5
      d) 6+

      #5 how many ints will the eagles have? (5 pts)
      a) 0
      b) 1
      c) 2
      d) 3+

      #6 will the eagles score more points in the first half or the second half?? (5 pts)
      a) 1st
      b) 2nd


      #7 will the special teams give up a runback past the 40 yard line? (5 pts)
      a) yes if you are talking about their own 40
      b) no

      tiebreaker: How many plastic surgeries will jerry jones have during halftime?if removing 3 bud lite bottles from his rectum counts as 3 surgeries then my answer is 3
      Dallas Sucks
      We're looking for people that are fundamentally different,” vice president of player personnel Andy Weidl said Saturday night. “The love and passion for football, it's non-negotiable. They're caring, their character, they do the right thing persistently, and they have a relentless playing style that you can see on tape. The motor, it burns hot. You see them finishing plays. They have a team-first mentality. They're selfless individuals.

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      • #4
        #1 What will be the Eagles margin of victory (or loss) this week? (10 pts)
        c) 3 - 6

        #2 over/under is 50.5 (10 pts)
        a) over


        #3 how many yards rushing will the eagles have? (10 pts)
        b) 100-149



        #4 How many sacks will the Eagles have this week? (5 pts)
        b) 2-3


        #5 How many INTs will the Eagles have? (5 pts)
        c) 2


        #6 Will the Eagles score more points in the first half or the second half?? (5 pts)
        b) 2nd


        #7 Will the special teams give up a runback past the 40 yard line? (5 pts)
        a) Yes

        Tiebreaker: How many plastic surgeries will Jerry Jones have during halftime? C'mon, this is just an impractical, silly question. Plastic surgeries can not be conducted that fast. Therefore the answer is zero because his first procedure that began in the 1st quarter will still not be over at halftime.

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        • #5
          #1 What will be the Eagles margin of victory (or loss) this week? (10 pts)
          a) 14 or more
          b) 7 -13
          c) 3 - 6 d) 1-2
          e) lose by 3 or less
          f) lose by 4-7
          g) lose by 8 or more

          #2 over/under is 50.5 (10 pts)
          a) overb) under

          #3 How many yards rushing will the Eagles have? (10 pts)
          a) 0-99b) 100-149
          c) 150-199
          d) 200+


          #4 How many sacks will the Eagles have this week? (5 pts)
          a) 0-1
          b) 2-3c) 4-5
          d) 6+

          #5 How many INTs will the Eagles have? (5 pts)
          a) 0b) 1
          c) 2
          d) 3+

          #6 Will the Eagles score more points in the first half or the second half?? (5 pts)
          a) 1st
          b) 2nd

          #7 Will the special teams give up a runback past the 40 yard line? (5 pts)
          a) Yes
          b) No
          Tiebreaker: How many plastic surgeries will Jerry Jones have during halftime?

          Depends on how much bourbon has passed over his lips.
          "Hey Giants, who's your Daddy?"

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          • #6
            #1 What will be the Eagles margin of victory (or loss) this week? (10 pts)

            b) 7 -13


            #2 over/under is 50.5 (10 pts)
            a) over


            #3 How many yards rushing will the Eagles have? (10 pts)

            b) 100-149


            #4 How many sacks will the Eagles have this week? (5 pts)

            b) 2-3


            #5 How many INTs will the Eagles have? (5 pts)
            a) 0


            #6 Will the Eagles score more points in the first half or the second half?? (5 pts)
            a) 1st



            #7 Will the special teams give up a runback past the 40 yard line? (5 pts)
            a) Yes

            Tiebreaker: How many plastic surgeries will Jerry Jones have during halftime? 42

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            • #7
              #1 What will be the Eagles margin of victory (or loss) this week? (10 pts)
              a) 14 or more (We'll wallop them!!!)

              #2 over/under is 50.5 (10 pts)
              a) over

              #3 How many yards rushing will the Eagles have? (10 pts)
              c) 150-199

              #4 How many sacks will the Eagles have this week? (5 pts)
              c) 4-5

              #5 How many INTs will the Eagles have? (5 pts)
              b) 1

              #6 Will the Eagles score more points in the first half or the second half?? (5 pts)
              b) 2nd

              #7 Will the special teams give up a runback past the 40 yard line? (5 pts)
              a) Yes

              Tiebreaker: How many plastic surgeries will Jerry Jones have during halftime? ZERO - He's already reached the pinnacle of pulchritude! Wait!!! I thought you were asking about my monkey, Jerrah Jones! That ugly POS, Jerry Jones, will have five (5) surgeries during halftime.
              Last edited by stocknowledge; 12-10-2010, 11:47 AM.
              "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theismann



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              • #8
                #1 What will be the Eagles margin of victory (or loss) this week? (10 pts)
                a) 14 or more
                b) 7 -13
                c) 3 - 6
                d) 1-2
                e) lose by 3 or less
                f) lose by 4-7
                g) lose by 8 or more


                B


                #2 over/under is 50.5 (10 pts)
                a) over
                b) under

                A

                #3 How many yards rushing will the Eagles have? (10 pts)
                a) 0-99
                b) 100-149
                c) 150-199
                d) 200+

                B

                #4 How many sacks will the Eagles have this week? (5 pts)
                a) 0-1
                b) 2-3
                c) 4-5
                d) 6+


                B


                #5 How many INTs will the Eagles have? (5 pts)
                a) 0
                b) 1
                c) 2
                d) 3+

                C

                #6 Will the Eagles score more points in the first half or the second half?? (5 pts)

                a) 1st
                b) 2nd

                B

                #7 Will the special teams give up a runback past the 40 yard line? (5 pts)
                a) Yes
                b) No

                B

                Tiebreaker: How many plastic surgeries will Jerry Jones have during halftime?

                1.732


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                • #9
                  #1 What will be the Eagles margin of victory (or loss) this week? (10 pts)
                  a) 14 or more
                  b) 7 -13
                  c) 3 - 6
                  d) 1-2
                  e) lose by 3 or less
                  f) lose by 4-7
                  g) lose by 8 or more

                  #2 over/under is 50.5 (10 pts)
                  a) over
                  b) under

                  #3 How many yards rushing will the Eagles have? (10 pts)

                  a) 0-99
                  b) 100-149
                  c) 150-199
                  d) 200+


                  #4 How many sacks will the Eagles have this week? (5 pts)
                  a) 0-1
                  b) 2-3
                  c) 4-5
                  d) 6+

                  #5 How many INTs will the Eagles have? (5 pts)
                  a) 0
                  b) 1
                  c) 2
                  d) 3+

                  #6 Will the Eagles score more points in the first half or the second half?? (5 pts)
                  a) 1st
                  b) 2nd


                  #7 Will the special teams give up a runback past the 40 yard line? (5 pts)
                  a) Yes
                  b) No

                  Tiebreaker: How many plastic surgeries will Jerry Jones have during halftime?
                  1 breast reduction.
                  Canada's #1 Eagles fan.

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                  • #10
                    #1 What will be the Eagles margin of victory (or loss) this week? (10 pts)
                    a) 14 or more
                    b) 7 -13 <--***
                    c) 3 - 6
                    d) 1-2
                    e) lose by 3 or less
                    f) lose by 4-7
                    g) lose by 8 or more

                    #2 over/under is 50.5 (10 pts)
                    a) over <--***
                    b) under

                    #3 How many yards rushing will the Eagles have? (10 pts)
                    a) 0-99
                    b) 100-149 <--***
                    c) 150-199
                    d) 200+


                    #4 How many sacks will the Eagles have this week? (5 pts)
                    a) 0-1
                    b) 2-3 <--***
                    c) 4-5
                    d) 6+

                    #5 How many INTs will the Eagles have? (5 pts)
                    a) 0
                    b) 1 <--***
                    c) 2
                    d) 3+

                    #6 Will the Eagles score more points in the first half or the second half?? (5 pts)
                    a) 1st <--***
                    b) 2nd


                    #7 Will the special teams give up a runback past the 40 yard line? (5 pts)
                    a) Yes <--***
                    b) No

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                    • #11
                      #1 What will be the Eagles margin of victory (or loss) this week? (10 pts)
                      c) 3 - 6

                      #2 over/under is 50.5 (10 pts)
                      a) over

                      #3 How many yards rushing will the Eagles have? (10 pts)
                      b) 100-149


                      #4 How many sacks will the Eagles have this week? (5 pts)
                      b) 2-3

                      #5 How many INTs will the Eagles have? (5 pts)
                      b) 1

                      #6 Will the Eagles score more points in the first half or the second half?? (5 pts)
                      a) 1st


                      #7 Will the special teams give up a runback past the 40 yard line? (5 pts)
                      b) No

                      Tiebreaker: How many plastic surgeries will Jerry Jones have during halftime? LOL

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                      • #12
                        #1 What will be the Eagles margin of victory (or loss) this week? (10 pts)
                        c) 3 - 6

                        #2 over/under is 50.5 (10 pts)
                        a) over

                        #3 How many yards rushing will the Eagles have? (10 pts)
                        b) 100-149


                        #4 How many sacks will the Eagles have this week? (5 pts)
                        b) 2-3

                        #5 How many INTs will the Eagles have? (5 pts)
                        b) 1

                        #6 Will the Eagles score more points in the first half or the second half?? (5 pts)
                        a) 1st

                        #7 Will the special teams give up a runback past the 40 yard line? (5 pts)
                        a) Yes

                        Tiebreaker: How many plastic surgeries will Jerry Jones have during halftime
                        ? Zero...he'll be eating his lunch. (see 'JERRY TODAY' pic below).



                        JERRY 10 YEARS AGO (feeling No pain):







                        JERRY TODAY (enjoying lunch):

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by sfphillyfan View Post
                          #1 What will be the Eagles margin of victory (or loss) this week? (10 pts)
                          a) 14 or more
                          b) 7 -13
                          c) 3 - 6
                          d) 1-2
                          e) lose by 3 or less
                          f) lose by 4-7
                          g) lose by 8 or more

                          #2 over/under is 50.5 (10 pts)
                          a) over
                          b) under

                          #3 How many yards rushing will the Eagles have? (10 pts)
                          a) 0-99
                          b) 100-149
                          c) 150-199
                          d) 200+


                          #4 How many sacks will the Eagles have this week? (5 pts)
                          a) 0-1
                          b) 2-3
                          c) 4-5
                          d) 6+

                          #5 How many INTs will the Eagles have? (5 pts)
                          a) 0
                          b) 1
                          c) 2
                          d) 3+

                          #6 Will the Eagles score more points in the first half or the second half?? (5 pts)
                          a) 1st
                          b) 2nd


                          #7 Will the special teams give up a runback past the 40 yard line? (5 pts)
                          a) Yes
                          b) No

                          Tiebreaker: How many plastic surgeries will Jerry Jones have during halftime? 1
                          Dallas Sucks
                          Long Live Section 736

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by sfphillyfan View Post
                            #1 What will be the Eagles margin of victory (or loss) this week? (10 pts)
                            a) 14 or more
                            b) 7 -13
                            c) 3 - 6
                            d) 1-2
                            e) lose by 3 or less
                            f) lose by 4-7
                            g) lose by 8 or more

                            #2 over/under is 50.5 (10 pts)
                            a) over
                            b) under

                            #3 How many yards rushing will the Eagles have? (10 pts)
                            a) 0-99
                            b) 100-149
                            c) 150-199
                            d) 200+


                            #4 How many sacks will the Eagles have this week? (5 pts)
                            a) 0-1
                            b) 2-3
                            c) 4-5
                            d) 6+

                            #5 How many INTs will the Eagles have? (5 pts)
                            a) 0
                            b) 1
                            c) 2
                            d) 3+

                            #6 Will the Eagles score more points in the first half or the second half?? (5 pts)
                            a) 1st
                            b) 2nd


                            #7 Will the special teams give up a runback past the 40 yard line? (5 pts)
                            a) Yes
                            b) No

                            Tiebreaker: How many plastic surgeries will Jerry Jones have during halftime?
                            One. And hopefully it will be the dreaded (but appropriate for him) total head removal
                            Wait until next year is a terrible philosophy
                            Hope is not a strategy
                            RIP

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                            • #15
                              #1 What will be the Eagles margin of victory (or loss) this week? (10 pts)
                              a) 14 or more
                              b) 7 -13
                              c) 3 - 6
                              d) 1-2
                              e) lose by 3 or less
                              f) lose by 4-7
                              g) lose by 8 or more

                              #2 over/under is 50.5 (10 pts)
                              a) over
                              b) under

                              #3 How many yards rushing will the Eagles have? (10 pts)
                              a) 0-99
                              b) 100-149
                              c) 150-199
                              d) 200+


                              #4 How many sacks will the Eagles have this week? (5 pts)
                              a) 0-1
                              b) 2-3
                              c) 4-5
                              d) 6+

                              #5 How many INTs will the Eagles have? (5 pts)
                              a) 0
                              b) 1
                              c) 2
                              d) 3+

                              #6 Will the Eagles score more points in the first half or the second half?? (5 pts)
                              a) 1st
                              b) 2nd


                              #7 Will the special teams give up a runback past the 40 yard line? (5 pts)
                              a) Yes
                              b) No

                              Tiebreaker: How many plastic surgeries will Jerry Jones have during halftime? 6

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