Re: ***Dallas Sucks!!!!!***
When the Turds took a 3 point lead early in the 3rd quarter, putting New England behind after Half Time for the 1st time this year, Phil Simms gleefully reminded the viewing audience (for about the 738th time) that the Turds, by a wide margin, led the league in Second Half scoring and that Romo now had his "rhythm".
Across the nation, the members of the sports media began strapping on their knee pads in drooling anticipation of a marathon suckfest of Jerruh's Magnificent Boys!
But somebody at CBS seemed to have gotten the wrong script!!! From that point on, the national sports media intelligentsia, most of whom appear to have been somehow cloned from a combination of lemming sperm and sheep ovums, watched in horror as New England...without any running game or their Pro Bowl TE...proceeded to eek out 27 points while Jerruh's Second Half Juggernaut was amassing an impressive total of 3 points.
Bill Belichick...ever the gracious sportsman...dotted the "i" by having his lads score the all-important final TD with just 19 seconds left in the game, allowing New England to escape with a razor thin 21 point victory and baring witness, once again, to the fact that....
DALLAS SUCKS!!!!!
When the Turds took a 3 point lead early in the 3rd quarter, putting New England behind after Half Time for the 1st time this year, Phil Simms gleefully reminded the viewing audience (for about the 738th time) that the Turds, by a wide margin, led the league in Second Half scoring and that Romo now had his "rhythm".
Across the nation, the members of the sports media began strapping on their knee pads in drooling anticipation of a marathon suckfest of Jerruh's Magnificent Boys!
But somebody at CBS seemed to have gotten the wrong script!!! From that point on, the national sports media intelligentsia, most of whom appear to have been somehow cloned from a combination of lemming sperm and sheep ovums, watched in horror as New England...without any running game or their Pro Bowl TE...proceeded to eek out 27 points while Jerruh's Second Half Juggernaut was amassing an impressive total of 3 points.
Bill Belichick...ever the gracious sportsman...dotted the "i" by having his lads score the all-important final TD with just 19 seconds left in the game, allowing New England to escape with a razor thin 21 point victory and baring witness, once again, to the fact that....
DALLAS SUCKS!!!!!
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