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  • Would you buy a used car from this guy?

    http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/
    "Hey Giants, who's your Daddy?"

  • #2
    He might be a bigger idiot than DGB.
    He and Lane and Huff should all share a room together.
    http://shop.cafepress.com/content/global/img/spacer.gifOK, let's try this again...

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    • #3
      Lol
      Eliminate distractions, create energy, fear nothing, and attack everything.

      -Andy Reid

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      • #4
        This is what we have to show for the 4th overall pick in the draft. We have zero luck fellas. Ten cent head, I have no doubt he will get suspended again after this one.
        Were from Philly F in Philly no one likes us we DON'T CARE!

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        • #5
          Just the name...'Lane Johnson'...it has a solid ring to it.

          Fourth overall pick, right? You figure they really must have done their homework on this guy after the Watkins fiasco. Has to be a solid citizen as well as a primo tackle. Right?

          So he's from Texas. There are lots of good people from Texas along with all the total assholes.

          Then you see he started out going to Jr college...home of the Kilgore Rangerettes...who's motto is "Beauty Knows No Pain". (No seriously! That is their motto.)

          Does that mean he really couldn't get into a 4 year football factory? What first round talent can't get into a football factory right out of high school? Questions begin to creep in.


          Then you see this picture of him. Ehh! Gut feeling...he may not be a genius.








          Then you read this quite from him, "From now on, it’s safe to say I ain’t taking nothing."


          And you feel a lot better. He is a genius after all!

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          • #6
            He looks straight out of Deliverance.
            "Hey Giants, who's your Daddy?"

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Eagle60 View Post
              He looks straight out of Deliverance.



              LMFAO!

              Squeal for me, boy!!!
              http://shop.cafepress.com/content/global/img/spacer.gifOK, let's try this again...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by FRESH View Post
                LMFAO!

                Squeal for me, boy!!!
                And Lane looks more like butterball Ned Beatty than the hill jack that was reaming him.


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                • #9
                  Hey Tino, you stole my photo.
                  Canada's #1 Eagles fan.

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                  • #10
                    Da Foosball been bery bery good to me.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by taz View Post
                      We have zero luck fellas.
                      LMAO!! You just figuring this out?? How long you been watchin this sad sack franchise?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Eaglebreath View Post
                        LMAO!! You just figuring this out?? How long you been watchin this sad sack franchise?
                        40 years of no luck However I have learned one thing
                        Were from Philly F in Philly no one likes us we DON'T CARE!

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                        • #13
                          Another question: would you feel uneasy if you got stuck in an elevator with that guy?

                          If so, would you pre-emptively knock his a$$ out?

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