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Here's what I think may happen during this game:
- Elliott - emergency amputation of right leg and 'feeding' hand done on sidelines. Required because...well he's just too big an asshole to be allowed to walk around.
- Bryant - 1/2 stick of dynamite stuffed up his ass and detonated just because he's all asshole.
- Beasley - hung by his tiny little undescended testicles from the giant TV screen to help him become a real man
- Jerrah - one of his many In-game adolescent whores bites off his pathetic, wrinkled up 1 1'2 in cack
- Witten - just shoot his ass. I'm sick of seeing his white bread face in commercials.
- Romo - he's bad enough doing any other team. But when he's doing a Cowboy's game he just can't help himself from blowing Dallas the whole game...and swallowing. Make him drink drink an extra 3 helpings of his daily ration of Drano
- Jason Garrett - make him into a real Marionette by implanting large metal hooks in his feet, hands and the top of his head and put long ropes on the hooks. Normally Jerry would be pulling the strings but he's been rushed to the hospital with no cack. So it's Steve's job now
- Nance - like Witten, just shoot him because he's such a front running, suck up asshole.
And finally, have Tyrek Hill run in a 55 yd run and pass through 8 clueless Dallas defenders with no time on the clock.
No!!! Scratch that last one. It's impossible. ..It could never happen.
- Elliott - emergency amputation of right leg and 'feeding' hand done on sidelines. Required because...well he's just too big an asshole to be allowed to walk around.
- Bryant - 1/2 stick of dynamite stuffed up his ass and detonated just because he's all asshole.
- Beasley - hung by his tiny little undescended testicles from the giant TV screen to help him become a real man
- Jerrah - one of his many In-game adolescent whores bites off his pathetic, wrinkled up 1 1'2 in cack
- Witten - just shoot his ass. I'm sick of seeing his white bread face in commercials.
- Romo - he's bad enough doing any other team. But when he's doing a Cowboy's game he just can't help himself from blowing Dallas the whole game...and swallowing. Make him drink drink an extra 3 helpings of his daily ration of Drano
- Jason Garrett - make him into a real Marionette by implanting large metal hooks in his feet, hands and the top of his head and put long ropes on the hooks. Normally Jerry would be pulling the strings but he's been rushed to the hospital with no cack. So it's Steve's job now
- Nance - like Witten, just shoot him because he's such a front running, suck up asshole.
And finally, have Tyrek Hill run in a 55 yd run and pass through 8 clueless Dallas defenders with no time on the clock.
No!!! Scratch that last one. It's impossible. ..It could never happen.