Warren Sapp - what a maroon!

[saratoga]

Article on fox.com about Sapps allegations that people have tried to poison him over the years. I suppose that it could be true, since he is a real jerk. But this is the part that I liked:

For example, Sapp said that about a month after the Bucs won the Super Bowl, he and a friend traveled from Philadelphia to New York to watch Michael Jordan in his retirement tour at Madison Square Garden. First, they had dinner in Philadelphia, trading plates at the restaurant after their orders came. Then, Sapp said, his friend repeatedly threw up all the way to New York.

What was "the friend" thinking? Was he being paid more money to be the king's food taster?

Imagine you are out with your famous friend, and he tells you about his fear of being poisoned. He wants to trick the conspirators by switching plates with you. Are YOU going to eat his food?

Maybe "the friend" really thought that Sapp is a looney as we all know he is. Or maybe this story happened only in Sapps delusional mind.

[Isam]

Someone was constantly throwing up looking at Warren Sapp. Yeah, it must have been the food.

[saratoga]

[Blitz]

Someone was constantly throwing up looking at Warren Sapp. Yeah, it must have been the food.

[tinopuno]

I think Vladimir Putin tried to poison Sapp to shut him up once and for all!