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When Salisbury isn't taking cell phone pictures of his junk to impress the ladies or making remarkably stupid comments by virtue of his 100 mph tongue and $.25 brain, he likes to kick back and dream up nasty shit about the Eagles.
Why he dislikes the Birds so much, no one can say for sure. But rumour around the NFL is that several years ago he came home and found Reno and Freddie giving his wife the old Eagle Double Penetration. Now Sean was used to finding his wife in the sack with other guys..."I need a real man once in awhile", she told him...and he knew his she was partial to midgets, but he regarded this as a personal betrayal within the brotherhood of players, seeing as how he had been a former star in the NFL and all.
The story goes that he's carried a vendetta against the Birds ever since.
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Why he dislikes the Birds so much, no one can say for sure. But rumour around the NFL is that several years ago he came home and found Reno and Freddie giving his wife the old Eagle Double Penetration. Now Sean was used to finding his wife in the sack with other guys..."I need a real man once in awhile", she told him...and he knew his she was partial to midgets, but he regarded this as a personal betrayal within the brotherhood of players, seeing as how he had been a former star in the NFL and all.
The story goes that he's carried a vendetta against the Birds ever since.
Buying or selling?
I'm buying!
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