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  • (OT) Modern Science is absolutely amazing!!

    Unless you're God, as recently as 2 years ago, it would have been impossible to bring somebody back from the
    dead...let alone take 30 years off their appearance. But seeing is believing....





    Rodney D. aka Michel Therrien



    I had no idea Rodney Dangerfield had always wanted to coach in the NHL...or that he spoke such good French!




    Maybe the Pens should use that same Modern Science to bring Malkin back to life, because he's he's been a ghost ever since Mike Richards punched him
    in the mouth in Game 1 of the Flyers series.


    From the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review:

    DETROIT -- It would be wildly inaccurate to blame Evgeni Malkin for the Penguins' 3-0 loss Monday in Game 2 of the Stanley Cup final.
    But he sure didn't help -- unless zero shots, a team-worst minus-2 rating and barely a discernible pulse should be considered helpful.

    Malkin became a huge story going into the game because of his largely dispirited play -- 10 shots, one goal and a noticeable lack of energy in the past five games -- and his comments in yesterday's Tribune-Review.

    "I'm just tired," Malkin said the day before the game. "Practice is too long. The season is long. I feel bad."


    Ahhhhh, isn't that too bad! You lazy 21 year old punk. Try playing with 2 dislocated shoulders like the 34 year old that was trying to defend you!



    Please God, let the Wings sweep those whiny little bitches with 4 straight shutouts. [-o< [-o< [-o< [-o< [-o<

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    Re: (OT) Modern Science is absolutely amazing!!

    Why not post this over on the Flyers board an help generate traffic over there.
    Whatcha Gonna Do Brother, When the Eagles run wild on you?

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