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Even I know God didn't make those!


Don't you hate those phony over-sized balloon tits. It's one thing if a woman feels the need to modestly enhance what came naturally. I have no problem there. But when they show up with watermelons inserted in their chest and then expect us to drool? No thanks.

I love large breasts but it takes some natural jiggle, undulation and, eventually, some sag to interest me.
 
Don't you hate those phony over-sized balloon tits. It's one thing if a woman feels the need to modestly enhance what came naturally. I have no problem there. But when they show up with watermelons inserted in their chest and then expect us to drool? No thanks.

I love large breasts but it takes some natural jiggle, undulation and, eventually, some sag to interest me.

I couldn't agree more. Give me the real thing over fake ones any day.
 
You know the new iPhone commercial where the little girl asks what a weasel looks like? Do you think she gets shown a photo of Joe banner?
 
I can't believe ESPN can't find better "analyst"

Mangini / Hasselbeck / Hugh Douglas / Damien Woody / Antonio Pierce.

Seriously? They are terrible
 
I can't believe ESPN can't find better "analyst"

Mangini / Hasselbeck / Hugh Douglas / Damien Woody / Antonio Pierce.

Seriously? They are terrible

I look at the # of people they have on the payroll and they have to pay them peanuts. I mean, Bill Parcells comes on for about 10 minutes on a Sunday morning? You have Steve Young and Trent Dilfer doing pre & post game stuff for MNF but you don't see them much after that. The names above seem to do in studio analysis for Sportscenter and alike, right? Isn't Eric Allen floating in and out of there still?
 
I'm not sure if you guys know but I do a weekly picks podcast:http://www.sportscolumn.com/2011/10/27/2011-nfl-week-8-picks-and-podcast/

Here's my lock:

By now, you’ve heard the stat that Andy Reid is 142-0 following the bye week. This is true. Andy is undefeated when he gets 2 weeks to prepare for a game that usually requires 1 week to prepare for. (Well, except for that pesky Super Bowl game but that’s another story.)

Anyway, trends are made to be broken. Unless you’re talking about the roulette wheel, in which case the gambler’s fallacy comes into play. However this isn’t about stats and odds, and fancy learned terms from not-real-America fancy colleges. This is about a football team that seems to have a lot of momentum (1 game?) because Rex Grossman decided he wanted to hand out Christmas presents early.

A week off and a gifted win seems to have everyone forgetting about the fact that the Eagles FO was playing fantasy football with the owners money. (Right, Asante?) They played it so poorly that they forgot to draft individual defensive players and now have no linebackers or safeties. I guess Howie and Joe were too busy looking at sack stats.

Unless Tony Romo pulls a Rex Grossman (and that is infinitely possible), the Cowboys offense is gonna run roughshod over the Eagles D. Maybe Michael Vick, LeSean McCoy, and DeSean Jackson can keep up. But I’m betting $110 to win $100 on the Cowboys (+3.5) that they can’t.
 
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