The Random Thread (when you just don't feel like starting a thread)

[sfphillyfan]

so... you're not a Jane Seymour fan?

[tinopuno]

so... you're not a Jane Seymour fan?

I didn't think it showed.

[musicman]

grandmilf

[tinopuno]

grandmilf

There are plenty of older women I find sexy and attractive. Seymour is not one. She was passable when much younger and before I came to realize what a totally unprincipled, grubbing gutter slut she was. I don't mind has beens hawking merchandise so they can put gas in their Bentleys. Just don't use obvious, sentimentalized lies as part of you shameless pitch.

[Jukin]

I just signed my son up for the 2013 Tee ball season which starts in April. It's just tee-ball and I 'm really stupid but I'm so damned proud!! He'll be taking the field for the first time next Spring and I can't wait! The start of a new athletic career is on the horizon boys! I have a distant cousin who played third base for the Phillies in the early 50's and then went to the Cards for a number of years. Let's hope my son got that gene since the Phils will be looking for a new 3rd baseman after Young's contract is up next year. He'll be 6 by then and with a year of tee-ball under his belt, he should be ready to take over as a starter at the hot corner. Woo Hoo!! Look out MLB, Jukin Jr will be taking over!!!

[tinopuno]

I just signed my son up for the 2013 Tee ball season which starts in April. It's just tee-ball and I 'm really stupid but I'm so damned proud!! He'll be taking the field for the first time next Spring and I can't wait! The start of a new athletic career is on the horizon boys! I have a distant cousin who played third base for the Phillies in the early 50's and then went to the Cards for a number of years. Let's hope my son got that gene since the Phils will be looking for a new 3rd baseman after Young's contract is up next year. He'll be 6 by then and with a year of tee-ball under his belt, he should be ready to take over as a starter at the hot corner. Woo Hoo!! Look out MLB, Jukin Jr will be taking over!!!

Was the cousins' name Willie Jones? 'Pudin Head' was a staple at 3rd for the Phils from '49 to '61. Reliable fielder and a decent hitter with some with some pop. Finished his career with the Reds I believe.

I started going to Phillies' games in 1950 with my dad and brothers. Saw Willie park more than a couple in the friendly left field bleachers at Shibe Park/Connie Mack Stadium.

[sfphillyfan]

Somehow a dude named puding head would be related to jukin.

[musicman]

Somehow a dude named puding head would be related to jukin.

sounds like someone with a history of concussions.I know, I'm sorry

[andrewaters]

My wife is making me watch Rock of Ages!

As Brando said in that Cambodian cave... "The horror."

[Jukin]

Was the cousins' name Willie Jones? 'Pudin Head' was a staple at 3rd for the Phils from '49 to '61. Reliable fielder and a decent hitter with some with some pop. Finished his career with the Reds I believe.

I started going to Phillies' games in 1950 with my dad and brothers. Saw Willie park more than a couple in the friendly left field bleachers at Shibe Park/Connie Mack Stadium.

Close but not quite tino. Puddin' Head would have been way too well known.

[Jukin]

Last night at dinner at the Jukin house went something like this....

5 Year old child: "Daddy, what's the first thing Elves learn in school?"

Father: "Uhm, well, uh, I guess it's how to use the power tools safely to build the toys."

Child: "Huh?"

Father: "Sure. Then on the second day they learn how to suture the wounds of the Elves who didn't pay attention on the first day."

Child: "No! The first thing the Elves learn in school is the Elf-abet!"

Father: "Oh of course! That's funny. Eat your peas."

Child: "Who's the most famous Elf Daddy?"

Father: "I guess that would be Ernie the one who makes the cookies..... or was he the one who escaped and became a Dentist? I think Ernie is the most famous Elf."

Child: "No!! It's Elfis Pressley!"

Father: "That's really funny! Now eat your peas. "

Child: "Knock knock."

Father to Mother: "Make it stop...."

Mother: "Don't blame me - he's your son."

Child: "KNOCK KNOCK!"

Mother: "Who's there?"

Child: "Donut."

Father: "This can't be good. Donut who?"

Child: "Donut open until Christmas!!!"

Father: "Please, eat your peas. Please?"

Child: "You said 'peas please' -- That's funny!"

Father: "I guess I deserve this......"

Mother: "Yes you do. But I certainly don't!!"



Sadly, even though he's only 5 his material is better than mine!

[andrewaters]

Juk. Our daughter tells the knock knock orange you glad i didnt say banana joke 15 times a day.

[Jukin]

Yeah I get that one too. I wouldn't trade a minute of it for anything!

[stocknowledge]

Jukin, your cousin, Tommy Glaviano, has his hands upside down on the bat. You might want to tell him - could help his average.

[Jukin]

Thanks stock. I'd let him know but he died in 2004. Where the hell were you when you could have helped? (For the record he was a righty so that was the follow through. Not sure why the did the picture that way but it was a different era so who knows what they were thinking.)