Woman sues Cowboys and Jerry Jones for burning her ass

[YourPalChrisMal]

There's a really good punch line in here, I bet!
http://thescoopblog.dallasnews.com/2...medium=twitter

[Jukin]

"The lawsuit states Cowboys Stadium should have been aware that the hot August sun would make the dark benches unbearably hot and should have made the public aware that *sitting on the benches could have caused injuries."

So let me see if I understand this -- the Cowboys should have known that a metal bench in Dallas in August would be hot but a grown adult with an IQ above 12 didn't know that? She clearly is as dumb as a block of wood. Screw her she deserves nothing!

[YourPalChrisMal]

Have you guys seen Jerry's face? Maybe he's been putting his face on his new benches? That would explain why he looks like melting plastic.

[YourPalChrisMal]

"The lawsuit states Cowboys Stadium should have been aware that the hot August sun would make the dark benches unbearably hot and should have made the public aware that *sitting on the benches could have caused injuries."

So let me see if I understand this -- the Cowboys should have known that a metal bench in Dallas in August would be hot but a grown adult with an IQ above 12 didn't know that? She clearly is as dumb as a block of wood. Screw her she deserves nothing!

I think the appropriate response here was actually: DALLAS SUCKS. The end.

[WCPhan]

I'm sure he's burned a lot of ass in Dallas.

[ThoughtProcess]

I'm sure he's burned a lot of ass in Dallas.

...in search of that elusive "glory hole", no doubt.

[tinopuno]

...in search of that elusive "glory hole", no doubt.

Jerry Jones ...the gift that keeps on giving.

[Jukin]

I think the appropriate response here was actually: DALLAS SUCKS. The end.

You're right of course but why state the obvious?