In the Lane Johnson thread...the best feel good story of this preseason... Fresh posed the existential question that confronts all Eagle's fans on a recurring basis, Is it really this bad..?.or am I just going off the deep end?
(I can't get to sleep because I ran out of Ambien. So I thought I'd rant a little)
Based on what I've seen for the last 55 years, you're on pretty solid ground.
Things may not be downright awful, but they'll suffice until either Clinton or Trump are elected.
'Let me count the ways':
- There are serious talent deficits on both O and D...and they seem to be increasing daily.
- There are a couple big, bad contracts that have left the Birds in a shitty cap position.
- We have a new head coach who's resume highlights might read: no serious criminal history; unlikely to complain to superiors...ever; content with being chosen last when choosing sides; has a mind uncluttered by original ideas; and dresses himself without assistance.
- The eager beaver/ boy genius that is the common thread in virtually all of the poor draft choices in the last 8 years and who now essentially runs the whole show. (Let's remember, until this news broke today, Johnson was being lauded as one of few good 1st round draft choices in the last 8 years.)
- And finally there is 'The Jeffy', our fearless leader and the CEO of The Howie Roseman/Chip Kelly Make A Wish Foundation. Howie was granted his 'wish' as a result of the marvelous essay he wrote in 5 grade stating his life's goal was to be an NFL GM. Chip's wishes (2 of them) were granted because Chip...actually, I have no clue why Chip's wishes were granted.
I accept the sad fact that, like the other old timers on this board, I have no choice but to continue bleed green until the final gun. But there are times when I really wish I could just say, "Fuck this shit! I'm done", and really mean it.
Birds fans have a bad reputation that the trolls in the media love painting us with that results from a small, embarrassing minority of truly obnoxious assholes. But the reality is that Bird's fans are as loyal as any in the NFL, with arguably little justification.
And the larger truth is that the Eagles organization is unworthy of us.
(I can't get to sleep because I ran out of Ambien. So I thought I'd rant a little)
Based on what I've seen for the last 55 years, you're on pretty solid ground.
Things may not be downright awful, but they'll suffice until either Clinton or Trump are elected.
'Let me count the ways':
- There are serious talent deficits on both O and D...and they seem to be increasing daily.
- There are a couple big, bad contracts that have left the Birds in a shitty cap position.
- We have a new head coach who's resume highlights might read: no serious criminal history; unlikely to complain to superiors...ever; content with being chosen last when choosing sides; has a mind uncluttered by original ideas; and dresses himself without assistance.
- The eager beaver/ boy genius that is the common thread in virtually all of the poor draft choices in the last 8 years and who now essentially runs the whole show. (Let's remember, until this news broke today, Johnson was being lauded as one of few good 1st round draft choices in the last 8 years.)
- And finally there is 'The Jeffy', our fearless leader and the CEO of The Howie Roseman/Chip Kelly Make A Wish Foundation. Howie was granted his 'wish' as a result of the marvelous essay he wrote in 5 grade stating his life's goal was to be an NFL GM. Chip's wishes (2 of them) were granted because Chip...actually, I have no clue why Chip's wishes were granted.
I accept the sad fact that, like the other old timers on this board, I have no choice but to continue bleed green until the final gun. But there are times when I really wish I could just say, "Fuck this shit! I'm done", and really mean it.
Birds fans have a bad reputation that the trolls in the media love painting us with that results from a small, embarrassing minority of truly obnoxious assholes. But the reality is that Bird's fans are as loyal as any in the NFL, with arguably little justification.
And the larger truth is that the Eagles organization is unworthy of us.
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