The Gints are IN our division, and already have a win over us. This one is a no brainer.
Go Falcons, F-Vick!!
Brains have nothing to do with it. This is visceral, gut stuff. Vic is an overrated, glamorous, track star with a strong arm. Dawkins hit on him was an all time highlight. But for one day against NY--- Don't F up Michael, get the job done.
Giants MUST lose to disabuse them of the notion that they are competitve:
Best case scenario:
- Falcons go up 7-0 early on a long Vick scramble. Unfortunately, Vick is knocked even more senseless than usual, when Arrington cheap shots him from behind for what would be his first tackle of the season...if it hadn't taken place in the Giant's endzone after Vick scored.
- (After the game, Arrington suspended for 4 games, but suspension is lifted when other NFC teams petition Goodell to let Arrington play, on grounds that his ABSENCE would only serve to improve NY defense.)
- Shaub takes over for Vick and throws 2 long TD passes, taking advantage of pathetic Gnat's secondary. Atlanta fans are reminded that many NFL QBs actually throw the ball to team members on occasion.
- Giants unable to move ball on ground or thru air. Shockey leaves game after he dislocates both shoulders, flapping arms disgustedly because Manning refuses to throw to him after he drops 8 successive passes.
- Down 24-3 going into the 4th quarter, Manning goes into his "chuck and duck routine" heartening Gnat fans who anticipate Eli leading another miracle comeback. However, all hope "dies" when John Abraham and Patrick Kerney meet simultaneously in the Gnat backfield, with Eli playing the role of Human Airbag.
- As Eli is carried from the field, shots ring out and Luke Pettigout and Kareem McKenzie... the Gnat offensive tackles...fall to the turf. A man with thinning red hair, carrying a deer rifle, is apprehended by stadium police. Atlanta police officials refuse to identify the man other than to confirm that he did attend Ole Miss in the late 60's.
Final score: Falcons - 30 Gnats - 3
In a bizzare post script, Coach Jim Mora, Jr is arrested by the FBI as he leaves the victorious Falcon locker room. While the Atlanta office of the FBI will not comment on the arrest, reliable sources in Washington, DC relate that the FBI is in possession of a group of lewd photos of Mora, ex-Congressman Mark Foley, and several teen age boys wearing heavy makeup and girl's school uniforms.
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