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  • After this week...want to fast forward? (Read Here)

    Here's what will happen - so you can just ignore the next 45 days right now.

    - We will get relatively hot the last week of August through September and win the NL East by 2-3 games.
    - We will then enter the playoffs and fans will forget this week ever even happened
    - Cole Hamels will go to the mound vs. CC Sabathia in game 1 of the NLDS and lose a 2-0 game
    - Ben Sheets will shut us down and Moyer will be average in game 2
    - Fat Joe Blanton will pitch somewhat decent and our offense will have one big game and we'll win game 3
    - Brett Myers will get shelled in we lose game 4 and lose series 3-1

    We lose in the first round again to just sit there and take it as Gillick resigns, Amaro takes over and Amaro feeds us all a giant pile of cow manure about how we couldn't bid on Sabathia in free agency because we already invested a great deal in Brad Lidge and Joe Blaton is only 28 and will get better.

    Also - Carrasco is the young gun we've been waiting for...you will need to prepare yourself for this now. Please don't wait till Nov/Dec when Amaro and the Phillies owners start to pound you with this garbage.

    Maybe - if we're really really nice - the Phillies will give Moyer another year. Awesome!!!!

    E-A-G-L-E-S
    Carson Wentz ERA


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