Farve Update

[Jukin]

ESPN is reporting that Brett Farve has informed the Vikings that he plans to retire. He is said to be planning to move to the Minneapolis area and open a bakery with teammate Adrian Peterson. They will co-own the bakery which will specialize in turnovers.

[tinopuno]

ESPN is reporting that Brett Farve has informed the Vikings that he plans to retire. He is said to be planning to move to the Minneapolis area and open a bakery with teammate Adrian Peterson. They will co-own the bakery which will specialize in turnovers.

Jukin,
Keep it up and you may force me to revise my opinion (upwards) of you comedic talents. I actually smiled at that one.

When I first read the thread title, I thought maybe you were going to post the pictures, allegedly of The Drama Queen's injuries , that agent Bus Cook has 'leaked'/released to the media.

If any further evidence was necessary to cement Favre's rep as both a shameless attention whore and pathetic excuse maker, the calculated release of these pics (supposedly) of Poor, Poor Little Brett's Bruises should seal the deal.

But who knows...Brett is such a "genuine and brutally honest guy" (I know that because Tom Jackson said so) that perhaps he'll set a new trend. From now on, whenever someone loses a game with a crucial turnover, all he will need to do is release some post-game pics of his boo boos. Not only will he be absolved of any responsibility for the loss, the turnover stat itself be expunged from all records.

[leifdawg]

Jukin,
Keep it up and you may force me to revise my opinion (upwards) of you comedic talents. I actually smiled at that one.

C'mon everyone knows Brett Favre retirement jokes are self made and never get old.

Osama Bin Laden could get a laugh from a Brett Favre joke in a room full of 9/11 survivors.

[musicman]

C'mon everyone knows Brett Favre retirement jokes are self made and never get old.

Osama Bin Laden could get a laugh from a Brett Favre joke in a room full of 9/11 survivors.

Now that's getting back to the level of humor this site is used to.

[stocknowledge]

C'mon everyone knows Brett Favre retirement jokes are self made and never get old.

Osama Bin Laden could get a laugh from a Brett Favre joke in a room full of 9/11 survivors.

BA-DA-BING!

But seriously folks, Leifdawg will be here all week with two shows on Saturday.

[musicman]

personally when I saw the Favre Update, I was hoping it involved a large truck with a loss of brakes,but if he's done once again I'll be glad. I just hope he doesn't push the rock away from the tomb and arise yet once again.

[tinopuno]

personally when I saw the Favre Update, I was hoping it involved a large truck with a loss of brakes,but if he's done once again I'll be glad. I just hope he doesn't push the rock away from the tomb and arise yet once again.

I can predict with almost metaphysical certitude that he will return in August. Viking fans will strew palms and roses for him to walk upon and all will once again be well!

[Jukin]

I can predict with almost metaphysical certitude that he will return in August. Viking fans will strew palms and roses for him to walk upon and all will once again be well!

The only good thing about a 2011 lockout is that it pretty much guarantees that this would be Farve's last season.

[balto-eaglefan]

Hey, never say never, I'll bet he'll become a placekicker like George Blanda and play until he's 50.

[Jukin]

I doubt that would happen. Placekickers can't throw enough interceptions to make it appealing to Farve.