The drunk guy that showed up in that santa suit all of those years ago in Philly could have done a better job.
I wasn't paying close attention and the first time I heard the guy speak, I thought he was some kind of employee from the local power utility who had been caught off guard and asked to comment on the power outage.
When I heard him talking again a little later, and this time it was only about football, all I could think is, 'WTF is going on here'? Has everyone else taken sick'?
But as bad as he was...and he was awful...I'd rather listen to him than be exposed to any more of the life sized Chris Berman robot. (For those weren't aware, Chris Berman died several years ago after consuming some caustic plumbing licquid. What we are currently being tortured by is a an electronic facsimile of Berman which is anatomically correct down to the 1 1/2 inch penis and the voice which was sampled from his death gasps after he'd downed an economy sized bottle of Drano.)
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