There outta be a law

[Eagle60]

So I come in from an hour of blowing snow freezing my ass off and my grateful bride says to me “ could you take your clothes off in the garage”?

[ThoughtProcess]

LOL!

Well, I guess your displeasure would depend on why she wanted you to disrobe!

[musicman]

My wife just finished with her journey through "mental"pause or so I thought. There is still the occasional day with hormone spikes. Johnson and Johnson should have invented some type of "get the fuck out of the house meter" so that men have some type of chance to get away and hide till the "all clear" has sounded.

[tinopuno]

So I come in from an hour of blowing snow freezing my ass off and my grateful bride says to me “ could you take your clothes off in the garage”?

I was in the Post Office this morning and the clerk who had just waited on me sees a little snow on the floor behind her. Speaking in a rather officious tone to a male I cannot see, she says:

"You just tracked snow in here! Would you mind taking your shoes off when you come in?" (It was 2 degrees F and about 16" of snow outside)

He responds, "You are kidding. right?"

Now, in an even snottier tone, "No! I'm not kidding!"

He responds, "Fuck you!"

I go outside and see the guy lugging out heavy sacks of mail/packages to a large truck. He's making repeated trips and this bitch wants him to take his shoes off each time he comes back in.

I'd say he exercised admirable restraint under the circumstances. This is how 'Going Postal' gets started.

[WCPhan]

Oh, I've seen some serious yelling between to postal employees when one too the other's stapler, or least the one guy thought he took his stapler. Freaked everybody out- and it was Christmastime.

[Eagle60]

The post office has now surpassed the registry for the most annoying place on the planet.

[Jukin]

The post office has now surpassed the registry for the most annoying place on the planet.

No way. The DMV still holds that title. Some of those people are downright scary!!

[FRESH]

[MDFAN]

I try to avoid both places. But I gotta admit, I have found my local DMV to be "not so scary".

[Eagle60]

Round II:

Her best friend Marie just called to tell her that's she's still sick and still can't TALK. A 30 minute phone call ensued. You can't make this stuff up guys!!

[stocknowledge]

Round II:

Her best friend Marie just called to tell her that's she's still sick and still can't TALK. A 30 minute phone call ensued. You can't make this stuff up guys!!