Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Eagle60]

Cowboys RB Randle arrested for shoplifting



Oct
14
10/14/2014 10:30:39 AM



Dallas Cowboys reserve running back Joseph Randle was arrested for shoplifting from a suburban mall Monday night, Tim MacMahon of ESPN Dallas reports.

Randle was charged with a misdemeanor Class B theft of $50 to $500, according to Frisco, Texas, police. He was released on writ bond at 1:20 a.m. Tuesday morning.

Frisco Police Lt. Jason Jenkins said Randle is accused of attempting to steal underwear and cologne from the Dillard's in Stonebriar Centre Mall.

Randle, a fifth-round pick in 2013 who is making a base salary of $495,000 this season, has rushed for 113 yards on 16 carries this season while playing behind NFL rushing leader DeMarco Murray.

[Jukin]

Another genius! These guys have absolutely no clue how lucky they are. They deserve to lose everything that is available to them when they are this clueless. Maybe if enough of them get tossed from the league the next crop will smarten up. (Yeah I know that won't happen, but I can hope can't I?)

[WCPhan]

You can take the boy out of the hood, you just can't take the hood out of the boy.

[tinopuno]

Another genius! These guys have absolutely no clue how lucky they are. They deserve to lose everything that is available to them when they are this clueless. Maybe if enough of them get tossed from the league the next crop will smarten up. (Yeah I know that won't happen, but I can hope can't I?)

Let the punishment fit the crime.

Wife beating, child abuse, armed robbery, felonious assualt, DWI resulting in death...I agree! Bounce them.

But misdemeanor shop lifting getting you bounced for good. That seems a little stiff.

[Eagle60]

Let the punishment fit the crime.

Wife beating, child abuse, armed robbery, felonious assualt, DWI resulting in death...I agree! Bounce them.

But misdemeanor shop lifting getting you bounced for good. That seems a little stiff.

You're right. Let's drown the idiot.

[sfphillyfan]

I so wish he shoplifted crab legs.

[tinopuno]

I so wish he shoplifted crab legs.

It's a well known true fact that some king crab legs emit an exotic chemical vapor that causes acute but temporary memory problems. The effect tends to be multiplied by the quantity of crab legs to which one is exposed, i.e. holding 3 or 4 packages exposes the victim to a much more intense vapor attack than would be the case with only 1 package.

Complicating this problem is the equally true fact that in addition to acute short term memory loss, many who have been victim of this anomaly report an accompanying irresistible desire to immediately seek fresh air and then get in an automobile and drive away fast.

Questioned later, the typical victim will report, "I thought I had paid for them" or "I thought maybe the store manager wanted me to have them as a gift".

Very perplexing!

[Eagle60]

It's a well known true fact that some king crab legs emit an exotic chemical vapor that causes acute but temporary memory problems. The effect tends to be multiplied by the quantity of crab legs to which one is exposed, i.e. holding 3 or 4 packages exposes the victim to a much more intense vapor attack than would be the case with only 1 package.

Complicating this problem is the equally true fact that in addition to acute short term memory loss, many who have been victim of this anomaly report an accompanying irresistible desire to immediately seek fresh air and then get in an automobile and drive away fast.

Questioned later, the typical victim will report, "I thought I had paid for them" or "I thought maybe the store manager wanted me to have them as a gift".

Very perplexing!

You've got a gift tino! Thanks for the laugh.