A Short Love
Story
A man and a woman who had never met
before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned
to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train
Although
initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very
tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the
lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman
saying,..........
Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be
willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully
cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied
'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're
married'
'Wow!..................... That's a great idea!', he
exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. ..............'Get your own fucking
blanket..'
After a moment of silence, .......................he
farted.
THE END
Story
A man and a woman who had never met
before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned
to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train
Although
initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very
tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the
lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman
saying,..........
Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be
willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully
cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied
'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're
married'
'Wow!..................... That's a great idea!', he
exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. ..............'Get your own fucking
blanket..'
After a moment of silence, .......................he
farted.
THE END
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