Another training camp injury!

[Green With Envy]

While walking in the parking lot yesterday at Lehigh, I was looking at a woman in a halter top (carefully so the wife wouldn't notice) and tripped spraining my ankle. Fortunately this wasn't a high ankle sprain.

I'm expected to miss the rest of training camp but I should be ready for the regular season.

Don't you hate the non-contact injuries?

[balto-eaglefan]

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Was the woman in the halter top ok???? [-o<

[MDFAN]

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2 quick points here.............

1. F'ing Reid should be shot for running such hard, injury plagued camps and getting all these guys hurt...........now it's even hitting us, that bastard.

2. Where are the pix of the woman in the halter top?

[Green With Envy]

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Was the woman in the halter top ok???? [-o<

She was DEFINATELY OK!

[Green With Envy]

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Gary Cobb says that the injury happened because the Eagles don't want me to come to training camp anymore.

They forced me to park in the far lot because they want a younger and cheaper fan to replace me. Though no other reporters have mentioned this, it's a known fact that he has inside information on the workings of Andy Reid's brain.

He also stated that I was partying with Kearse in South Beach and thus I wasn't in game shape to ogle scantly clad women at training camp.

[saratoga]

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Gary Cobb says that the injury happened because the Eagles don't want me to come to training camp anymore.

They forced me to park in the far lot because they want a younger and cheaper fan to replace me. Though no other reporters have mentioned this, it's a known fact that he has inside information on the workings of Andy Reid's brain.

He also stated that I was partying with Kearse in South Beach and thus I wasn't in game shape to ogle scantly clad women at training camp.

See, now that totally ruins Cobb's credibility with me. Cause if you were partying with Kearse in South Beach, and his reported 50,000 scantily women, you should be in midseason form.

This just isn't adding up.

[YourPalChrisMal]

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Gary Cobb says that the injury happened because the Eagles don't want me to come to training camp anymore.

They forced me to park in the far lot because they want a younger and cheaper fan to replace me. Though no other reporters have mentioned this, it's a known fact that he has inside information on the workings of Andy Reid's brain.

He also stated that I was partying with Kearse in South Beach and thus I wasn't in game shape to ogle scantly clad women at training camp.

He also just reported that you were berated in front of all of the other fans for not chearing correctly. Cobb says that Reid insists he heard you say "E-G-A-L-E-S, EAGLES!" Your days as a starter are numbered.

[YourPalChrisMal]

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While walking in the parking lot yesterday at Lehigh, I was looking at a woman in a halter top (carefully so the wife wouldn't notice) and tripped spraining my ankle. Fortunately this wasn't a high ankle sprain.

I'm expected to miss the rest of training camp but I should be ready for the regular season.

Don't you hate the non-contact injuries?

Were you carted off the parking lot? WIP is reporting that you were "carted" which can't be good.

[stocknowledge]

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Damn!

I just selected you for my fantasy team!

Figures!

[MDFAN]

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I just heard that both Don McKee and Ray Didinger just both lowered their prognostications from 7 and 9 to 6 and 10 after learning of the injury to GWE!

[FearTheDawk]

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Well, look at the bright side...
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