Dave Spadaro Offseason Headlines

[BIGPHILLY]

So my buddies and I are exchanging emails today which has me cracking up. In the midst of this awful season let's have some laughs. Please post your predicted Dave Spadaro headlines for this Spring:

• "Defensive Players and Juan Castillo finally finding a comfort level after a productive off-season."

• “Linebackers Ready to Shine After Adjusting to Wide 9”

• “Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie ready to be defensive leader after rocky 2011.”

• “Brandon Graham Fully Back to Form in Minicamps”

[stocknowledge]

"Dwarf Linebacker Selected in 7th Round Expected to Start at MLB"

[sfphillyfan]

"Vince Young happy to be in Philly challenging for Starting Spot"

"Asante Samuel speaks about his renewed dedication to tackling"

"Andy Reid's dry cleaning harder to pick up than you'd think."

[BIGPHILLY]

"Quinton Caver hitting his stride as a coaching intern"



"Eagles bring back Rory Segrest as Defensive Quality Control Coach"

"Bobby April making a seamless transition into Defensive Backs coaching role: Andy Reid knows coaching talent"

[sfphillyfan]

"Bobby April making a seamless transition into Defensive Backs coaching role: Andy Reid knows coaching talent"

winner

[YourPalChrisMal]

"Dwarf Linebacker Selected in 7th Round Expected to Start at MLB"

As a side-note, we presently don't have a single 7th round pick, but I suppose that's irrelevant as we'll trade backwards enough times to stockpile 3 or 4 of them by the time the 7th round gets here.

[BIGPHILLY]

The Kevin Kolb 2nd round pick will be moved to Dallas for a 3rd, 5th and 7th. They will pick a future starter at linebacker and we will grab good defensive line, offensive line and wide receiver depth.

[FearTheDawk]

Andy Reid on 2012 Doomsday predictions: We'll be fine there

[stocknowledge]

"Addition of Chad Ochocinco to Receiver Corps Creates Super-Dream Team!"

"Juan Castillo Appointed Offensive Coordinator"

[Ike]

"Juan Castillo Appointed Offensive Coordinator"

There is no way that could happen. All the other stuff is believable.

[BIGPHILLY]

"Addition of Chad Ochocinco to Receiver Corps Creates Super-Dream Team!"

* Ha ha ha. Kill me.

[fly]

Andy and Juan on not having a designated "safety" on the roster - "We have plenty of talent in the defensive backfield"


(Ok a little long)

[sfphillyfan]

Found this in my August 2012 archives:

Jayson LePetit (DT) continues to impress at Lehigh
by Dave Spadaro

Jayson LePetit from Div II Abilene Christian continues to impress in training camp. At 6'0" and 195 lbs, the former quarterback turned Defensive Tackle is just the type of player Andy Reid and defensive line coach Juan Castillo covet for their revamped defensive line.

"We felt that there wasn't enough 'motor' last year towards the end of the year as some of our players got worn down. This guy is all motor. No football skills per se but plenty of motor. That's the type of player that's gonna bring this defensive line to the top of the NFL," gushed Castillo.

When asked about being at the top of the depth chart at left defensive tackle, LaPetit said, "I couldn't believe it when the Eagles drafted me with their 7th 5th round pick. I can't even say this is a dream come true as I never dreamt I'd be in professional football. To be honest, I had an insurance selling job lined up back home."

[stocknowledge]

"Departure of Andy Reid Forces Tastykake into Bankruptcy"

[eagle eye]

"Why replacing Juan Castillo with Howie Roseman is a great move."

It wasn't fair to have Juan come in and start coaching under Sean McDermott's shadow and we somehow knew that would be a set up, trying to measure up to that standard.

Howie brings a fresh new start and has a lot of ideas and energy. He's got a fantastic work ethic, and he's always the first one in the building in the morning and the last one out at night. He's broken down a lot of film this off season on NFL offenses and really has a great feel for it. He's said that although he's always been involved on the contract and personnel side of things, what he has always loved was defense. He should work well with new LB coach Christina Lurie. Meanwhile, congratulations to Juan, who is happy with his promotion to assistant assistant head coach and team physician.

Howie is also enthusiastic about replacing place kicker Alex Henery. Howie will wear the number 1 and can't wait for the games to begin in September. He's broken down a lot of film on PATs and onsides kicks and has a great feel for the kicking game, and is really really excited to be the Eagles kicker.